Author: Elfmeister General

“I’m not a superhero.” He stood up and tugged at the hem of his sweater.
“No, but yer her hero. Try no to blow it.” … Continue readingI can apparently never wear heels again.

Audition today. Coming?
She put the phone down on the nightstand and began stretching wearily. The phone buzzed.
Where? … Continue readingAudition today. Coming?

“Aye.” Mary said. “Twould seem this Krampus fellow has taken an unfortunate interest in ye, Mistress Montes. Twill be m’pleasure te keep ye safe until the police catch the miscreant.” … Continue readingI’ve got my own personal superhero. What could go wrong?

“Detective Masi, this feels very personal!” Veronica yelled as soon as the detective got out of her car. … Continue readingDetective Masi, this feels very personal!

“Do you think you can catch him?” Veronica asked.
“Oh, I’m gonna get him.” The detective laughed. “Up until now, he’s just been a random nuisance. He was pushing the limits when he started tossing milk at people last year, but he finished up before they could determine where he’d strike next.” … Continue readingDowntown South (Part 2)

“Well, your bag fell in Downtown South. Seems to me that if Krampus is escalating this year, they’d probably be the most interested in finally stopping him.” … Continue readingDowntown South

“This will be exciting.”
“I don’t really do exciting, Veronica. Chasing down criminals is what the cops get paid to do. I get paid to sell stuff.” … Continue readingThis Will Be Exciting

Bells began chiming in his pocket. 12:50 already? He knew he’d get lost in his work if he didn’t set his alarm. He snoozed it for five minutes and went back to work on the price tag. … Continue readingNot mad, just working