Author: Elfmeister General

Burp 12/13/2025 “Are you sure you’re okay, Matt?” His mom asked. Matt strolled through the Christmas Village with his folks and his brother. “Sure, this is nice. Ooh, is that root beer or birch beer in that keg?” Harry strode … Continue readingBurp

It’s An All-Bro Christmas This Year 12/12/2025 “I don’t know.” Matt said, studying the back seat. “How should I sit?” The med-tech crouched down to look in. “You want to sit behind Mom here. I’d roll that blanket up and … Continue readingIt’s An All-Bro Christmas This Year

Guess She’s Still Mad 12/10/2025 “Did you want to go down to the cafeteria and grab some lunch while we wait for your tests?” The nurse asked. “I’d really like to stretch my legs, ma’am.” She looked at him suspiciously. … Continue readingGuess She’s Still Mad

Trees For Miles 12/9/2025 “Look, I did all your laundry except for the dry cleaning stuff. You can handle that at home. Listen to me. Home. You lucky dog, going home for Christmas.” Joe smiled, but tears were forming in … Continue readingTrees For Miles

Fist Of Vengeance 12/8/2025 “So, are we doing this finally?” Jamal stepped into the breezeway. Hassan led him to the garage door. “It almost doesn’t seem worth it. The Faransi already bought Dablan a new camel and sent a doctor … Continue readingFist Of Vengeance

Hold Up There, Corporal 12/7/2025 “They shall not hurt, nor shall they kill in all my holy mountain, for the earth is filled with the knowledge of the Lord, as the covering waters of the sea.” Gunny Kohn read from … Continue readingHold Up There, Corporal

To His Surprise, There Was Silence 12/5/2025 “TurboTeen?” Joe shook his head. Matt focused on his spreadsheet. “What’s a TurboTeen?” “New guy on the Sentinels, another speedster like Slipstream.” Joe scrolled through the article. “Hmm, they need to work on … Continue readingTo His Surprise There Was Silence

Wave Hi To Your Daddy 12/3/2025 Gary stepped into the Grab & Go and pulled his Trooper cap off. A fine crust of ice crystals had already collected on the dark blue faux fur of the brim and ear flaps. … Continue readingWave Hi To Your Daddy

Sheikh Ibrahim 12/3/2025 The market was alive with colors, shouts and aromas. Matt followed his boss past rows of vendors hawking their wares and haggling with customers. The Chaplain peeked over his shoulder to ensure the young man was still … Continue readingSheikh Ibrahim

C’mon, Man, That’s Hurtful 12/1/2025 The wind was biting more than the forecast had suggested. ‘I’ll wear the fleece hat tomorrow, no matter what the forecast says.’ Gary grumbled as he trudged up the sidewalk toward the Miller home. He … Continue readingC’mon, Man, That’s Hurtful