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Christmas Jokes!

by the Elf Queen

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?

He got 12 months

 

What’s white and goes up?

A confused snowflake!

 

What do you call an old snowman?

Water!

 

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again

 

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary!

 

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas one has no L (noel)!

 

What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?

Silent Night

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

 

Where do snowmen go to dance?

A snow ball!

 

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

 

How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!

 

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes!